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Life is Hard with Big Brothers and Sisters by Jake Novak

For all off you single children out there, you might want to listen because you're luckier than a snake in a barrel of mice yeehaww. Big brothers and sisters are a curse. Worth nothing but a punch in the face or what feels like kicks to the heart in words. Well I was born with both. Lucky me huh? Well you're wrong, I'm not lucky at all. When I think about it, big brothers suck.All my brother has done my whole life is make my life a black hole of misery and dispare. Some nights he isn't a total jerk but those are very rare. One day he was making fun of me and when I tried to tell my dad he said that I was making fun of him. Every day when he gets home, he just goes to his room and watches tv or plays video games. He won't even play sports although he still thinks he is cool and strong. He is nothing but a lazy butt that has no brain, yet somehow I still think I'd be sad if he died. Weird huh? Family is family I guess, but I still don't like him. Like in said, big brothers never hang out with you and always just sit in their room. One day he rented a video game and beat in in one day! He didn't even talk! And don't even get me started on sisters. Big sisters just hog the bathroom and say, “leave me alone!” or “ Don't be such a loser” My big sister is a lot older than me and she used to be a big hassle. When my brother and I were 4 and 6, we went to visit my dad and sister who lived in florida at the time. The whole time my brother and I just wanted to play with our big sister that we never see, but that didn't happen. She did nothing but tell us to shut up and leave her alone. She barely even talked to us she just listened to music. Big brothers and sisters are just like that I guess, all I can say is, life is hard with big brothers and sisters.